First Grade!

Emmi swims her first length

She had to do a "swim test" to be able to use the diving board and, with that incentive, she did the length easily.

She was right

"I didn't tell you," (that she had broken a lamp) "because I thought you would be mad at me."

Music Critic

"This music is giving me a headache." (It was David Gray.)

Hiking up the mountain

"I hate walking. It's the stupidest thing ever"

On sharing

"You're not the boss of this cupcake"

Brookside K Graduation

Stop already!

"We got a new skateboard. Mom keeps buying skateboards."

At least it was in the toilet

"Hey, Dad. I just vominated."

Thanks, Buzz

While watching Home Alone:

Q: "Mom, what does 'his ass' mean?"
A: His butt

Conditional love

"Give me a hug. Then I'll be nice to you."

Buzz off

"Hey, Bees. Stop following me. I'm not a flower."

After winning at "Balloon Lagoon"

"I'M THE WINNER!" (+ dance)

After losing at Balloon Lagoon

"Well if you win, we have to play again. If I win, we're done."

After losing at "Let's go Fish"

"Hey Dad! I just read the instructions. It says whoever gets the less wins. So I win."