About my artistic rendition of a song playing on the radio

"It's not artistic. It's irritating."

After a trip to Spain

"I'm not going to another church, museum or palace. Never again."

Music Critic

"This music is giving me a headache." (It was David Gray.)

On Calculation

"I don't need to count. I can do it in my brain."

When I let her go to the park

"You are my bestest buddy."

After getting a chocolate crepe for lunch

"This is the best day of my life."

After I drew what I thought was a perfectly decent flower on the Etch-a-Sketch

"Are you kidding me?"

Em-gat review

"I don't like M&Gs. The food is awful."

On being a pacifist

"Ninja Turtle are bad guys."

"Why?"

"Because they have weapons."