She was right

"I didn't tell you," (that she had broken a lamp) "because I thought you would be mad at me."

You must stay positive

"Daddy. You're a negative."

On being told that the water by the pier was too deep to swim in

"Can you tell the man to take the plug out?"

Quoting from a movie we've watched a million times

"You think you can do these things, but you can't daddy" (Nemo)

After crying

"Well I have to cry sometimes when you tell me things I can't do"