On the way to the swimming pool

"Hey, Ian, look at me. I am cute"

Quoting from a movie we've watched a million times

"You think you can do these things, but you can't daddy" (Nemo)

Trying to listen to Sgt Pepper in the car

"Why do you guys have to talk all the time? I can't hear NOTHING"

After crying

"Well I have to cry sometimes when you tell me things I can't do"

After Ian pushed her

THAT IS NOT OK!

First time jumping in on her own and first time swimming without a lifejacket

Before:

After:

"Can I have a treat now?"

On imitation

"Don't coffee me"

In about five seconds

"Can I have some milk? Can I have some milk... please? I'm thirsty. I need milk. Can I have some? Can you get it for me? Can I have milk? I want milk."

About food in general

"Healthy food doesn't taste that good"

Spirit in the Sky

"Too Loud is coming"

Note:

Somehow, for Emmi, the Warner Bros logo has become an evil spirit called "Too Loud". Our theory is that, one time when we put a video on, the volume must have been "too loud" and we must have said that at the exact moment the logo appeared.

Now, she can't sleep in her own bed anymore because "Too Loud" comes after her in her dreams. "Too Loud" lives in the sky (as you can clearly see from the logo) but comes down to earth from time to time to cause havoc.

We have started a gentle campaign to discredit "Too Loud". No success so far.

After a power outage

"Do they need new batteries?"

After an argument

"I think we need another brother"

About breakfast

"I want Mabel cookies"

After being told off for some minor infraction

"You are not my friend ANY more"

After eating two cookies

"I think I'm going to have a throw-up"

After making a mess

"I think you need to buy a new couch"