Pitch girl

" I like Trader Joe's. It has all the good stuff."

After an argument (that I won)

"You know, dad. Kids are smarter than adults."

Who dya see in NYC?

Me: "Emmi. You know where I was yesterday? New York City."

Emmi: "Oh. Do you know who lives there? Undonna*."Did you see her?"

* Madonna

To the dog, about to go to the beach

"OK. Your best part of the day is now."

On manners

"Can I have milk with no 'please'?"

Emmi loses first tooth!

She actually really lost it (at school) so the tooth fairy had to accept this picture, printed out and put under her pillow as evidence. It worked!