Wearing her new watch out of the cereal box

"Look how time it is."

As we go out into the garden at night

"Here we go into the spooky, spooky woods."

As daddy roars round a corner

"Hey. That makes my tummy tickle"

Sometimes that's all it takes

"Sharks like people. They only take one bite. Then they say yuk."

In sickness...

"Daddy. I don't want to do a throw-up. It's skuss-stink."

later...

"I'm feeling better now. I had a vitamin."

Em-gat review

"I don't like M&Gs. The food is awful."

When she kicked the ball onto the deck upstairs

"I am amazing...the coolest guy."

Remember the Waltons?

Night night routine after we close the door:

"Good night, daddy."
"Good night"

"Good night, mummy"
"Good night"

"Good night, Louie" (the dog)
"Ruff ruff" (from Mummy)

After seeing the naked runners at Bay-to-Breakers

"Next time we go to Baker Breakers, we have to go naked too."

On being a pacifist

"Ninja Turtle are bad guys."

"Why?"

"Because they have weapons."

When I'm kidding

"You're kidding, right?"