Singing on a chairlift (in a white-out)

"Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, you made it out of xxx" where xxx was these and more:

- snow
- sun
- skis
- bananas
- oranges
- poo-poo
- Ian's butt

(when, luckily, we arrived at our destination)

While I was irritating her about something as usual

"Dad, you're annointing me."

You must stay positive

"Daddy. You're a negative."

Apology not accepted

"That was a mean sorry."

When I screamed in the middle of "shark" game

"That scared my ears."

The Laws of Physics

"Daddy. Stop driving too fast. My hot chocolate is trying to spill."

More on the end of the storm

"The clouds are mad. They aren't going to pee anymore."

Advice to our dog

"Louie. You can't go swimming. You'll drown."

After a big storm

"Hey look daddy. There's blue. It's going to be Sunny."

Fire and brimstone in Mill Valley

"Are we going to Hell Valley today?"