Looking at a Van Gogh painting in a book

"Where are the cars?"

Unwanted tickling

"That makes me very grumpy."

When I missed a turn

"Dad, you screwed up."

Counting to 40

"25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 2010, 2011, 2o12, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, 20"

I honestly didn't

"You said I'm not a good girl."

About anything that should be ridiculed

"That's delikulous"

As she rolls a boat over her brother's head in the bath

"And now the train goes over the rickety old bridge"

Why mummy needs to catch her at the bottom of the water slide

"Otherwise, my mouth will cough"

Dinner. Guess where?

"I want chocolate milk, chicken nuggets and a toy. That's it."

Taking turns with Daddy

"Why is it your turn forever?"

Those planes

"I had a bad dream. There was a nasty aero clane and it chased the dinosaurs into the train."

First thing in the morning

"Will you come with me to the garage because, guess what, the light's are closed?"

To a new friend in the park

"You know what. Last time. There was lots of birds. They were having a party in the sky"

Now that we've made it absolutely clear that "potty" words can only be used in the bathroom

"OK, I'm in the bathroom ... Poo-poo, diaper"

Why you can't wear flip flops to the park when it's been raining

"They'll get runed"

On the way into the supermarket

"Watch out. The sharks are coming."