Pins and needles

"My needles have gone. Why do needles burn?"

A poet who surely knows it

"Hey, whop-it and stop-it rhymes"

Phone call

"Your bell's ringing"

About our dog

"Look he's sad. He's not wagging his tail."

Looking at a ballerina dress

"I don't like it - it's too cute"

Uh-oh

"I'm just smelling the pen and it really smells good"

Emmi, are your ears popping?

"They're not balloons. They don't even have strings coming out of them"

I wish I could

"Dad, can you buy some money so we can get a new car?"

Traffic insight

"What will happen if you drive on the other side? Will you smush?"

Without that much provocation

"Stop. You're bothering me"

Unofficial tryout as new Subway spokesperson

When entering the store: "Mmmm, that smells so good"

Hygiene update

"We don't share at school. Because we have germs"

After I scowled at her

"Don't have your grouchy voice on"

After some minor infraction

"Your face looks serious"

Putting on her PJs

"Can you inside out this for me, please?"

On a rainy day (2)

"I like it when it's raining. There's puddles"

On a rainy day (1)

"Are we not having suncream on today?"

Emmi, can you give me a cookie?

"No, actually. They are almost all gone." (pause) "I can give you half."

Music forward

"Put on Lily Allen. She's my favorite"

While dissecting a cookie

"I'm taking the nuts off. I don't like them But it's going to make a mess. You can clean it, right?"

Spelling bee

"Bee starts with "b" - hey that rhymes!"

My Xmas list so far

1. Skate shoes
2. Dinosaur lunch box
3. Black pants and red shirt

While playing the tickle game

"Be careful. I'm a fragile girl"

While drawing on the computer

"Look, daddy - a hats-on-gon" (and it was)

Fed up with daddy always praising her for finishing her food

"When I'm done with my spaghetti, don't say NOTHING"