Something from my era

"Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da..... Batman"

A point of clarification while trying on some pink crocs

"I do like girl things. I just don't like girls"

On the way back from Stinson Beach along the coastal road

"Don't drive down the mountain. It's too deep and we'll tip"

Before sliding down the side of the bath and making a huge splash that washed over the sides and soaked the floor

"This is going to be special"

After I told her that I had already made her milk and it was upstairs

"I'm going bananas"

Talking to her brother

"Oh Ian you are cute! I love you!" (long pause) "but I want another brother"

After I breathed on her

"Your breath is stinky"

After having her toe nails painted red and then going to school the next day

"Evan thought it was blood"

On being told that the water by the pier was too deep to swim in

"Can you tell the man to take the plug out?"

On being a vampire

"Daddy, I just ate some of my own blood"
(where "blood" turned out to be the filling of a Pop Tart)

While telling off someone

"Listen to my words"

After at least 50 turns at "ring around the rosy"

"Let's do it again"